Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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