glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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