me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
