She even gives head with a lisp.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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