he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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