Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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