Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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