i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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