He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
