i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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