Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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