We won't sleep together?
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
