I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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