Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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