I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i think i have herpe
just one?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
