we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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