He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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