He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Randomize
