But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
