We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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