What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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