imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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