The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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