I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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