Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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