when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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