I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
is that a dick in a sweater?
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