They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
do herpes really smell.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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