youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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