haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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