So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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