we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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