I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
