windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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