so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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