Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
