love makes seman taste better
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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