we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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