At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I think I just sharted jello shots
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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