$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
