Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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