yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
That reminds me...we need to get swords
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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