he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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