yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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