yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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