i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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