I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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