Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
