I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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