hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she told me i tasted like america
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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