i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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