He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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