redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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