omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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