just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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