I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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